The Heist Needs Accomplices
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Share the Loot.

A bounty on the heads of the greedy. Help us take them down, and we split the take — right down the middle. No fine print. No tiered commissions. No MLM energy.

Program · Bounty.v1 Split · 50 / 50 Channel · t.me/RobinhoodQuant Status · RECRUITING
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FAIR
CUT
For Every Sale You Refer, You Earn
50%

It's not a commission. It's your cut of the loot.

No Cap · No Tiers · No Clawbacks · No "Performance Reviews"

This isn't an affiliate program. We don't do those. This is a bounty on the heads of the greedy. Help us take them down, and we'll split the take.
The Deal · Plain English Clause 01

Straight Cash. No Tricks.

You spread the word about Chor Bazaar to other traders who are tired of getting ripped off. When they buy a tool using your referral, we split the profit with you. Right down the middle.

Why We're Doing This 03 Reasons
Reason 01

Feed the Rebellion

Word-of-mouth is our only marketing. We'd rather pay you, a fellow trader, than spend money on ads that benefit giant corporations. Every rupee we don't give Google is a rupee back in the crew's pocket.

Reason 02

Incentivize Honesty

We know our tools are good. We'd rather you earn a bounty for sharing them honestly than feel tempted to pirate them. Fair's fair — the door is open, the terms are clean.

Reason 03
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Prove We're Different

What other company gives away half their revenue? Exactly. We're not a company — we're a crew. The math is simple: when you win, we win, and the overpriced tool vendors lose a customer.

Rules of the Heist 03 Hard Lines

Read Carefully. Break One, You're Out.

These aren't suggestions. Break any of them once and you're blacklisted from the program — no warning, no appeal, no "but I didn't mean it."

Rule 01

Be Cool

Don't be a sleazy salesman. That's what we're fighting. Share honestly with people who will actually benefit — your crypto-groupchat with 40,000 randoms is not "actually benefit."

Rule 02

No False Promises

Never claim our tools will "make you rich" or "guarantee profits." You know that's a lie. We will ban you immediately and without warning. The screenshot of you doing it becomes the onboarding slide for everyone else.

Rule 03

Your Reputation

You're vouching for us. Don't send us trash. We're vouching for you. Don't become one. The crew defends its own — right up until someone embarrasses the crew.

READY · 50%

Ready to Claim Your Cut?

No application form. No onboarding flow. No "we'll get back to you in 2–3 business days." Shoot us a message on Telegram. Tell us who you are and where you hang out. We take it from there.

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