THE HEIST AGREEMENT

"By entering the market, you agree to these simple rules. Don't overcomplicate it. This isn't a terms of service, it's a code of honor for the rebellion."

The Gist of It

You're buying a tool, not a magic money-printing machine. We provide the weapon, you wield it. You are responsible for your own actions and trades.

The Detailed Loot Split

1. What You're Buying

You are purchasing a license to use a digital tool. You get to use it. Forever. We might offer paid updates if broker APIs change dramatically, but the version you buy is yours for life.

2. What You're NOT Buying

• Financial Advice: We are not your financial advisor. The tools provide data, not recommendations. You are solely responsible for your trading decisions.
• A Perfect Product: The tools are sold "as-is." They are powerful but may have quirks. We're not a mega-corp with a 24/7 support helpline.
• A Guarantee: Of profit, of performance, or of anything else. Trading is risky. You can lose money. The tool doesn't change that.

3. The Rules of the Market

• Don't try to reverse-engineer, copy, or resell our tools. That's our job. (Just kidding. Don't do it.)
• Don't use the tools for anything illegal. You know what that means.
• You agree that we are not liable for any losses, damages, or headaches incurred from using our tools or from trading in general.

4. Getting Kicked Out of the Market

If you break these rules, we can revoke your access to future updates and support. But we'd rather not. We're all on the same side here.

5. The Fine Print (Governing Law)

This agreement is governed by the laws of India. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of Mumbai, because that's where the real market is.

Last Updated: The day we decided lawyers talk too much and wrote this instead.

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