Not a job posting. A call for accomplices. The mission is too big for one thief, and we're allergic to cover letters. Your portfolio is your past heists. Your ideas are your blueprint.
We're not just selling tools. We're dismantling an empire of greed that preys on retail traders. We're giving power back, one line of code, one trading edge, one shared secret at a time.
The people we're up against have deep pockets and slick lies. We have raw talent, integrity, and a cause. We need more of us.
If the idea of spending a year helping retail traders stop getting fleeced sounds like a better use of your skills than building another ad-tech dashboard — keep reading.
Think you've got the skills to pull off the biggest heist in fintech? Find your slot. Apply in one email. No forms.
You live and breathe the markets. You can spot an edge in a chaotic options chain or sense a shift in momentum before the chart shows it. Your talent is turning market intuition into a quantifiable, codifiable idea.
You speak Python, C++, Rust, or any language that gets the job done. You see elegance in efficient code and get a thrill out of building something that works flawlessly. You love taking a complex trading idea and making it run locally on a user's machine.
You operate in the shadows of Reddit, Twitter, and trading forums. You know how to tell a story that resonates. You don't sell; you evangelize. Your weapon is words, and your mission is to spread the gospel of Chor Bazaar to every trader tired of being ripped off.
You've seen how the sausage is made. You know the dirty secrets of the "other side" — the overpriced tool vendors, the shady educators, the brokers. Your insight is invaluable in helping us stay three steps ahead and expose their tricks.
We don't have a fancy HR department. This is a meritocracy. Your portfolio is your past heists. Your ideas are your blueprint.
Send a message to the signal below. Tell us who you are, what you do, and one idea you have for the cause. No formalities. No cover letters. Let's talk.
▶ crew@chorbazaar.io [EXEC]